my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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