Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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