I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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