He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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