should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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