i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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