yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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