he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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