Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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