Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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