I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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