Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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