After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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