just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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