the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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