Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
God, I missed his penis.
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