He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
operation have a gay friend backfired
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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