hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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