My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You're so nebulous sometimes
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
false alarm, still single
God I need to hump something, right now.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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