There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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