she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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