Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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