Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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