So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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