playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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