Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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