I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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