is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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