No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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