I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
4 words: hood of his car
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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