What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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