I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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