so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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