I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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