oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wanna passion pit in your ass
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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