hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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