google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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