I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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