new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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