i just had sex bonerless
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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