Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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