she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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