why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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