Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
only you would photoshop your dick
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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