She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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