Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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