im about as happy as oj after his trial
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
