she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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