dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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