sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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