did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
COCAINE IS GR8
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
