is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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