we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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