i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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